Jokes
"I ordered a dozen oranges, but you sent me only ten".
"Part of our special service, madam. Two were bad so we threw them away for you".
Taxi Driver: Sir, I forgot to turn on the meter. I don't know how much to charge you
Passenger: Its all right. I too Forgot to bring my purse.
Rohan: What do you mean by saying to people that I am a fool?
Sohan: I am sorry. I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret.
An old man reached a newspaper advertisement department and said: How much does a death advertisement cost?
Clerk: Rs. 10/- per inch.
Old man: It is beyond my pocket, I am 5 feet 9 inches.
"I thought you were supposed to come and repair the door bell yesterday".
"Oh! I did come, madam. I rang the bell thrice but nobody answered".